A-Muse: A Poem by Ashley
   To be a-mused by a muse   Is no laughing matter   As the aspiring-respiring-perspiring writer   Is charged with the muse-ic, electric shock of dismissal   When the muse gives up on its charge   Or the writing/the charged decides to unplug herself   From that guardian-angelic muse’s   Delightful-painful   Jolting electric slaps       But to be un-a-mused by a muse   Is similarly grating, jarring   ‘Electric shocks on your teeth’ sort of jarring   Especially when the beginning novelist   Plans to submit to the convulsive therapy   Executed by the muse-turned psychiatrist   Whose medication aims   To make the writer spit the truth,   Coat the spat truth on her fingertips   And teleport it onto the doc-prescribed Word doc. .