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‘Tongue-in-Cheek Letter from a Tongue-Stealing Online Stalker – A Poem

Dear friend of friend of friend of acquaintance, I am sending you this pseudo-letter via Messenger, which I’ll delete A minute before your 5.55pm post-post-post inspirational post About, according to your promise in your last live broadcast, The danger of self-stealing, of all things, Before you could turn me into a block of butter with that block button, To inform you without my own consent that last night, vegetated as I was in my dream, Every (other) part of you, a mere stranger, turned into my strictest secondary school teacher, My formerly-bi-but-now-formally-bye-tongued teacher, Head to toe, semi-tongueless, Except your surprisingly accepting, alarmingly righteous left hand.   They signed solemnly, your left hand and the strictest teacher’s right, Apparently having a serious walk-and-talk on how to eat what’s left Of my scared, stealthy behaviour alive, How to turn my chewed mischief into some golden chicken-winked Wingless nuggets of wisdom Af